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The Colony of Good United States of America

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Good United States of America

Population1.766 billion

CapitalDoggo Town
LeaderCharles Edward Cheese

CurrencyButt Sniff
AnimalDirty Hippie

The Colony of Good United States of America is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Charles Edward Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.766 billion Good United States of Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggo Town. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Good United States of American economy, worth 125 trillion Butt Sniffs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 70,783 Butt Sniffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Good United States of America's national animal is the Dirty Hippie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Good United States of America is ranked 156,076th in the world and 6,208th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.54 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,283rdMost Influential: 1,793rdTop
Best Weather: 15,257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 16,927thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,372ndSafest: 23,787th
Most Rebellious Youth: 637th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 701st in the regionMost Influential: 709th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 825th in the regionBest Weather: 880th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Hamerica, Ardretia, Guer Aike, The Endless Eventide, Siwale, Shibutani, Cretox State, New Lakemba, Aerilia, Morover, Ravendi, East Akra, Sikol, Libertania Democratica, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Omnistria, Clan Spaniel, Ethnon, Eywaan, Notyoutopia, Orado, Great Bights Mum, Illusia and Neverendia, Kragsgale, Votak Matim, Zzozona, Corfad, Harjad, The Rhein States, Vincone Cae, Heilhum Imperius, Territorio di Nessuno, Newpromisedland, Xipher, 1 very fast endotarter, Amerian States, Lux Conos, Empy, Runeda, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Loutsland, Prydania, Sunto, and 115 others.Xagill, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, McMasterdonia, Daiz, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Xyrron, Wineclaw, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Valentine Z, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, The Iron Lions, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Highton Islands, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Kranostav, Lulubellia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, Godwanna, Draconian Progression, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Seanat, Madjack, Joodey, Former English Colony, Testnation223, Innocentic, PotatoFarmers, Seenvorland, Pytong, Bankowiata, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, WeKnow, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Yokciq Empire, Nodnarb, Yellops, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Seijitsu, Animu Place, Blyskalia, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Paul Pasch, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Strongwill, Moubarakistan, Ellbonnia, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Travislavania, Dangine, Siforpeo, Super Girl, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Mon Island, Korean-Joseon, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, ForestMythal, Bearical, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, The Calabash Protectorate, Lionia, Capablanca, Nimarya, New Celoveniortan, Pazair, Zapiron, Sahriastan, Praeceps, Palgo, Dabarastan, Jaxikistan, AmManies, TyGerria, Teothopia, and Paradeavenlisian States.

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