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Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Good United States of America's national animal is the Dirty Hippie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Good United States of America is ranked 90,982^nd in the world and 4,478^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.4 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.