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The Colony of Good United States of America

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Good United States of America

Population1.311 billion

CapitalDoggo Town
LeaderCharles Edward Cheese

CurrencyButt Sniff
AnimalDirty Hippie

The Colony of Good United States of America is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Charles Edward Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.311 billion Good United States of Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggo Town. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Good United States of American economy, worth 98.8 trillion Butt Sniffs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,381 Butt Sniffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Good United States of America's national animal is the Dirty Hippie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Good United States of America is ranked 90,982nd in the world and 4,478th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.4 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,369thMost Influential: 2,044thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,978thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 17,301stBest Weather: 17,371stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,210th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 365th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 625th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 680th in the regionMost Politically Free: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 770th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 927th in the regionBest Weather: 955th in the region

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