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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare

“Bush sucks!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population34.243 billion

CapitalGoodnamesarerare City


The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.243 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 19,686 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 574,891 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 155,192nd in the world and 6,179th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 1.89 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Smartest Citizens: 4thMost Cultured: 5thLargest Governments: 12thLargest Publishing Industry: 14thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18thSafest: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thMost Advanced Public Transport: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35thHighest Poor Incomes: 50thHealthiest Citizens: 50thLowest Crime Rates: 54thHighest Economic Output: 64thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 76thMost Advanced Public Education: 82ndMost Efficient Economies: 132ndHighest Average Incomes: 136thMost Secular: 174thMost Subsidized Industry: 191stMost Developed: 253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 309thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 328thMost Stationary: 372ndMost Inclusive: 397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 580thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 584thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 586thLargest Populations: 659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 812thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 883rdRudest Citizens: 886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,146thMost Influential: 1,148thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,348thLargest Mining Sector: 3,335thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,496thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,594thNudest: 13,363rd
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 181st in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 280th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 456th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 167 » Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Southern Yugoslavia, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Brotherland, Elejamie, Davinhia, Bachtendekuppen, New Leganes, Roissyland, Norport, Republic of Berzerkistan, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Wizardonia, Aelitia, Slui, Hobbesistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Bolshikstan, Squid Ruinosa, Survivoristan, Federated States of Zootron, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Galve, Asendavia, Ribanzi, Am Echad, Artimisiare, Talitoa, Danesopia, Airrajul, Bullpups, ReeK, Xhaco, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Biggstonia, New Birblands, Akorial, Amjedia, and 117 others.Greater New Islew, Ardenaea, Sansangra, Republic of Monarchists, Riveraland, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Mirasiro, Fedele, Eagas, VW53Aland, The Sacred Whale, Socialist Holy American Empire, Nova-Columbia, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Soirwren, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Imperial Akatsuki, Someseni, Bacon Land, United China Nation, Amansteria, Peryn, Kampf Empire, Ravendi, The Almighty Country, Dark Edgyness, Valdwall, Verketa, Hizuru, British Calradia, Mobumasu, Wiranath, Headpat Central, The Happian Union, Thyaclinia, South East Charmaracapa, East Malaysia, Marrico, Ellsonian Dominion, Davelands, Yumaka, Norusura, Neruch, Guthra, The Angel of Charity, Kanria, The Holy Utopian Republic, Indrapore, Babcocia, LewisWorld, Indovinesia, Mariarty, Arpino, Kalaratri, The United Asian Republics, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, Taya Dust, Euricanis, BearStackof2015, Ridann, Janoobi Jazair, Rhealaliit, Enlil, Pekweng, Stellar Colonies, America Mjolnir, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Osterreich und Ungarn, The New Wisconsin Empire, Pakitsk, Chubaka, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, CheeseBurrito, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Shavara, Matdor, ArenaC, Kilkire, Funkadelia, The United Neo American Union, Sreneck, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Quark Unit, Analon, Plazland, Just Vale 2, Under Sea Desert, 7-5, Liberstankonia, RovaMittala, Bantan, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Escade, Dunflour, Marrabuk, Volkshalla, Lerasi, The Death Syndicate, Laquara, Tuvaltastan, Chols Worithopia, Lir Eirean, The Green Blade, Magosconity, Feuraxia, Tazha, Stanisiti, Sans Sense, La xinga, Valincong, Commodore Badger, and Great Algerstonia.

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