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The Dictatorship of Goose Reich

“That's how I roll”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: the South Pacific


Goose Reich

Population8.297 billion

CapitalGoose City


The Dictatorship of Goose Reich is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Koopa with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.297 billion Goose Reichians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goose City. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goose Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,085 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goose Reichian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goose Reich's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goose Reich is ranked 5,198th in the world and 147th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 146 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,327thTop
Most Influential: 1,794thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,847thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,565thMost Developed: 4,741stLowest Crime Rates: 4,758thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,775thLargest Governments: 4,827thMost Cultured: 5,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,207thMost Inclusive: 5,355thMost Efficient Economies: 5,384thMost Pacifist: 5,561stSmartest Citizens: 5,946thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,955thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,345thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,145thHighest Average Incomes: 7,333rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,384thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,406thHighest Drug Use: 7,807thTop
Most Secular: 8,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,842ndHighest Economic Output: 8,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,936thMost Stationary: 9,373rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,787thNudest: 12,539thNicest Citizens: 13,441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,735th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionMost Developed: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 156th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 185th in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 193rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 196th in the regionMost Pacifist: 206th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 251st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionLargest Populations: 284th in the regionNudest: 288th in the regionMost Secular: 303rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 402nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 455th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 488th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 633rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 115 » Drugged Monkeys, Tsunamy, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Great Scapula, Crabius, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Lioniel, Japanese Federal Republic, FreeFishers, Quiescent, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, Techganet, Erinor, Oxsania, Moreana, Curlyhoward, Seliyan progressive Islands, Lambdaland, Hanguk-Nippon, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, Linguiniland, Darakin, Wyatonians, Aywhyou, The United Expanse, Antarctic Empires, Nankyoku Tairiku, La Ascension, Escevola, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, Paranoia, Si-topia, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Lotadia, Yellunstryer, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Nova Montron, Great Andora, and 65 others.Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Silberne Wache, Barabarom, The National Corporation, Vincent Field, Agalaesia, Cuuldere, Aurcania, Xandev, Auphelia, Concrete Slab, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, Ostanasia, Akindom, Ariankido, PASTIR, Land Without Shrimp, North Prarie, Academy of Umbrellas, Wehraboos, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Stoniamera, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Nowa Europa, Sesteran, Churumduul, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, The West Valley Mountains, Violent Peacenicks, The Filippinas, Pays de Loire, Aveerya, PenguinPies, Amerion, Wild Space, North Erfton, Great Africans, Phanama, Dasko, Jennaterra, Drystar, Higash, Imperial Duck, Soviet States of Latin America, Sodor and Mann, Empa Aserium, Mapico, Gecetesse, Ratoninburg, Phoenicia Kingdom, The Tecorogan Federation, Maeiland, Benstralis, Marinho Islands, Des Nak Neers, Samogitija, Romanus Terrae, Qawe, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Malonereich, and West Carlisten.

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