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The Constitutional Monarchy of Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar

“Freedom and Sportmanship”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific


Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar

Population6.853 billion



The Constitutional Monarchy of Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.853 billion Gorkummers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorinchem. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorkumse economy, worth 785 trillion euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,632 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens roam the streets freely, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar's national animal is the meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar is ranked 44,378th in the world and 2,315th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,441.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 297thMost Influential: 556thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,363rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,991stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,951stMost Developed: 9,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,011thMost Inclusive: 10,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,257thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,402ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,798thMost Stationary: 11,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,974thMost Efficient Economies: 13,037thMost Cultured: 14,028thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,755thBest Weather: 15,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,671stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,714thMost Secular: 15,785thSmartest Citizens: 15,872ndNicest Citizens: 16,014thLowest Crime Rates: 16,356thLargest Governments: 16,403rd
Most Influential: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 229th in the regionMost Stationary: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 299th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 340th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 412th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 461st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 472nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 528th in the regionMost Developed: 531st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 559th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 562nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 591st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 610th in the regionMost Average: 613th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionLargest Populations: 627th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 628th in the regionMost Inclusive: 643rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 647th in the regionMost Cultured: 689th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 691st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 725th in the regionLargest Governments: 775th in the regionBest Weather: 794th in the regionMost Secular: 804th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 828th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 833rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 843rd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 272 » Notyoutopia, Sunto, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, Calamazo, Xentherida, BrightFutures, Walter Jackson, Boggovia, Wooleystan, Frances Francis the First of France, XiOnn, Wineclaw, Avalon, Selfgradatude, Chukstik Illahi, Corfad, Valenair, Dutchyland, Dadastan Archipelago, Holy Oranz, Venezuelia, Diodone, French Bananastan, Foraldn, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Teddy, Hellstown, Highton Islands, Eglise Sainte Eve, Tianqing, Lemonbiscuits, Kelvaros Prime, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kubrostavsria, Koda-Land, The Galactic Triumvirate, New Lakemba, Nationalist Peoples Party, Necromonia, Neo Hungarica, New Phyrreus, Kanlidia, Karazan, Joodey, Felpolandia, Sacrento, and 222 others.Humptalumpta, Amerian States, Jefffliu, Guslantis, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Choistan, Siwale, The United Chase States, Alice Gardens, New Chilokver, Cloydicia, Pallaith, Kwaj, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Yukti, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, The Syca, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Ainsworth, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Unsophisticate, Wunderstrafanstalt, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ice and Tinian, Ozstan, Puczovska, Atain, Vexilia, Sea Ghost, Phoronu, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Free Culture, Govornia, Viridiann, Former English Colony, United Draconia, East Supple Lund, Empy, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Kristalmaan, Zeternia, Babacar, New Trisone, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Sundred, SORT, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Maott, AGoodPlace, El Fiji Grande, Misuvelia, Amestris-Britannia, Bananaaaaa, Dar es Saalam, Zeno-sama, Wilkshire, Fizban, Yummy Blubber, Kobagia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Rosewood-, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, Arstungry, New Bremerton, Zokk, Lunallian, Valhalla123, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Cool game nation, Votak Matim, Willifusland, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Sinelona, Torakuen, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Gurou, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Holy Marcus Empire, Avemterra, Amauri, Dreadton, Asgardira, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Cinnibar, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Warsaw-Halicz, Black Templares, Hong Kong Empire, Steraz, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, The South Falls, Haor Chall, Kulgatha, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Loptous, Alunya, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Zemnaya Svoboda, Egalico, Solmetria, Jasminlandia, Ibiscaton, Union of Austria-Hungary, Saturns Edge, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Soviet Terran, Romania-Moldavia, Astronomical, Aratani, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Abject Ludicrosity, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Bananoonza, Iudaeah, Tamgu, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Easternryke, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Loutsland, Kuveria, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Elder Realms, Longsword01, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Ajibola, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, The Soviet States of Europe, Moanapo, Orado, Sockmanland, Great Javadwipa, Nordic-British Union, Penrith, Runeda, Cuyan, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, Pauliestien, Wisconsota, Juggernautilus, Lanterkint, New Octicarg, Aca Nur Unittle, Kenatara, Lesbian Femdom, Duerrlewang, Tellavinna, McMasterdonia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Stratosphere Islands, Warcaa, Miruma, Orven, Impler, Delmak, Alusten, Racoda, Ponantine, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, Randbourne, U S Eh, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, Vernest Quill, Kranostav, Loli County, Germanic Araya, Pazair, Phoeba, Seenvorland, Bruhbronistan, Dabarastan, Neworva, United Anglo-America, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Parmovand, Siau, Eravonia, and Ravendi.

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