The GOTH GIRLS OMG 💜👄🖤 of Goth Pizza is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Dominatrix with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.941 billion Goth Pizza Girls enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hot Topic Megaplex Mall. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Goth Pizza Girl economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Goth Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,830 Goth Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Goth Pizza's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is LaVey Satanism.

Goth Pizza is ranked 55,649^th in the world and 7^th in Hellhole Reborn for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.