Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: The Equator
Population | 20.332 billion |
Capital | Goxo-City |
Leader | Grand Kahuna Gonzo Solo |
Faith | Old Time Mysticism |
Currency | Goxo |
Animal | Bluejay |
The Confederacy of Goxoland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Kahuna Gonzo Solo with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.332 billion Goxolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goxo-City. The average income tax rate is 29.3%.
The thriving Goxolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion Goxoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,458 Goxoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, Goxoland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goxoland's national animal is the Bluejay and its national religion is Old Time Mysticism.
Goxoland is ranked 65,967th in the world and 7th in The Equator for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,111.2 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
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- : Goxoland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Goxoland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua, killing 19 million zombies.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua, killing 53 million zombies.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Arlandia and Arzovia, killing 136 million zombies.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua, killing 32 million zombies.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua, killing 68 million zombies.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua, killing 65 million zombies.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua, killing 67 million zombies.
- : Goxoland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua, killing 64 million zombies.