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The Confederacy of Goxoland

“Ma ka pahikaua e imi kakou i ka malu malalo o ke kuokoa”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Equator

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Goxoland

Population20.32 billion

CapitalGoxo-City
LeaderGrand Kahuna Gonzo Solo
FaithOld Time Mysticism

CurrencyGoxo
AnimalBluejay

The Confederacy of Goxoland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Kahuna Gonzo Solo with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.32 billion Goxolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goxo-City. The average income tax rate is 29.3%.

The thriving Goxolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion Goxoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,458 Goxoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, Goxoland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goxoland's national animal is the Bluejay and its national religion is Old Time Mysticism.

Goxoland is ranked 119,526th in the world and 10th in The Equator for Most Primitive, scoring -28.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Influential: 17,686thLargest Populations: 17,855thHighest Economic Output: 18,261stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,445th

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