The Federation of Gragadoia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.528 billion Gragadoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuving. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gragadoian economy, worth 417 trillion nougats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 64,030 nougats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gragadoia's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universal artificialism.

Gragadoia is ranked 280,848^th in the world and 5,093^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,318.38 Standard Monetary Units.