Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Pecan Sandies
Population | 7.104 billion |
Capital | Pragjyotispura |
Leader | Dhruba Hazarika |
Faith | Ekasarana Dharma |
Currency | kamarupi |
Animal | Lakhimi cow |
The Ekasarana Rajya of Grand Ahom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dhruba Hazarika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.104 billion Ahoms are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragjyotispura. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ahom economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion kamarupis a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,592 kamarupis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Ahom's national animal is the Lakhimi cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ekasarana Dharma.
Grand Ahom is ranked 115,844th in the world and 37th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 328.10112334848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grand Ahom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised".
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Grand Ahom was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, a bureaucratic fight over AIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Ahom, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.