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The Republic of Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire

Population2.043 billion

LeaderMaster President
FaithTrade Crafts Guild

AnimalForest Deer

The Republic of Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Master President with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.043 billion Zileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altantis. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zilean economy, worth 350 trillion Soveigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,439 Soveigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Master President to cartoon bears, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire's national animal is the Forest Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trade Crafts Guild.

Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is ranked 23,236th in the world and 811th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,900.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,050thMost Influential: 1,316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,567thMost Secular: 1,739thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,400thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,985thMost Authoritarian: 4,990thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,610thLowest Crime Rates: 5,747thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,661stHealthiest Citizens: 7,447thMost Conservative: 7,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,532ndLargest Black Market: 9,439thHighest Average Incomes: 9,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,952ndTop
Most Developed: 10,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,325thLargest Governments: 12,669thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,835thBest Weather: 13,842ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,314thMost Efficient Economies: 15,970thMost Extreme: 16,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,800th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 166th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 246th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 269th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 291st in the regionMost Developed: 316th in the regionLargest Governments: 337th in the regionMost Conservative: 405th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 409th in the regionMost Extreme: 412th in the regionBest Weather: 416th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 560th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 649th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 664th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 728th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 788th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 810th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 811th in the region

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