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The Glorious Amazing Service of Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire

“Unity, Discipline, Work” Master President

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific


Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire

Population2.524 billion

LeaderMaster President
FaithTrade Crafts Guild

AnimalForest Deer

The Glorious Amazing Service of Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.524 billion Zileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altantis. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zilean economy, worth 423 trillion Soveigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,972 Soveigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire's national animal is the Forest Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trade Crafts Guild.

Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is ranked 92,511th in the world and 3,384th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,236.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,200thMost Influential: 1,427thMost Secular: 1,774thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,684thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,324thLowest Crime Rates: 5,265thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,290thHealthiest Citizens: 6,706thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,673rdMost Authoritarian: 8,519thLargest Black Market: 8,812thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,779thBest Weather: 9,858thHighest Average Incomes: 10,185thMost Conservative: 10,223rdMost Developed: 10,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,943rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,487thLargest Governments: 11,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,684thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,047thMost Efficient Economies: 15,160thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,121stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,152ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,602ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,238th
Most Secular: 67th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 169th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 224th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 238th in the regionLargest Black Market: 267th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 308th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 309th in the regionLargest Governments: 322nd in the regionBest Weather: 329th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 391st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 434th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 439th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 499th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 507th in the regionMost Conservative: 533rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 557th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 666th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 668th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 672nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 731st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 744th in the regionMost Stationary: 777th in the regionMost Extreme: 835th in the region

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