The Social and Corporate State of Grand Milania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by illustrious supreme leader Erick Raskopf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.902 billion Grand Milanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Milanbourg. The average income tax rate is 41.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Milanian economy, worth 985 trillion linars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,098 linars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Grand Milanian language, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite, Grand Milanian doors require a Ph.D. to open, and retirees make up the bulk of foreign students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Milania's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Grand Milania is ranked 10,905^th in the world and 136^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 201,098 Standard Monetary Units.