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The Republic of Grativalu

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Vickenian experiment containment zone

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Grativalu

Population5.663 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Grativalu is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.663 billion Grativaluans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grativaluan economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,968 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 516,243 per year while the poor average 47,935, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grativalu's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grativalu is ranked 57,350th in the world and 11th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 10.77 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thMost Ignorant Citizens: 90thMost Efficient Economies: 148thHighest Crime Rates: 186thMost Primitive: 204thHighest Drug Use: 220thMost Avoided: 223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 281stMost Armed: 364thFattest Citizens: 1,099thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,108thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,021stLargest Black Market: 4,032ndLargest Governments: 6,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,509thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,521stMost Secular: 8,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,538thNudest: 12,662ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,164thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,937thHighest Economic Output: 28,323rd
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grativalu, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Grativalu was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Grativalu, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Grativalu, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Grativalu, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Grativalu, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Grativalu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Grativalu, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
  • : Grativalu was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Grativalu, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.

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