The Very Cringe of Grea Cringeopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.964 billion Grea Cringeopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Grea Cringeopian economy, worth 385 trillion salts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,685 salts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Grea Cringeopia's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grea Cringeopia is ranked 31,985^th in the world and 1^st in Council of Ponderosa for Most Secular, with 34.27 Atheism Rate.