The Holy Llama of Grea Kriopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.391 billion Kriopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth 358 trillion Krions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,827 Krions, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 79,841^st in the world and 88^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,951.68 Standard Monetary Units.