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The Holy Llama of Grea Kriopia

“Let's carve our names in the pillars of history”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens

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Grea Kriopia

Population2.391 billion

CapitalKriopia City
LeaderSophia Augusta Renee

CurrencyKrions
AnimalLlama

The Holy Llama of Grea Kriopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.391 billion Kriopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth 358 trillion Krions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,827 Krions, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 79,841st in the world and 88th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,951.68 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 55thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,071stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,541stMost Inclusive: 5,695thNicest Citizens: 6,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,406thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,568thMost Influential: 6,966thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,809thHealthiest Citizens: 8,418thMost Pacifist: 8,579thMost Developed: 8,822ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,556thMost Cultured: 9,634thSmartest Citizens: 9,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,807thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,936thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,859thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,822ndLargest Governments: 14,044thHighest Average Incomes: 14,062ndBest Weather: 14,820thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,997thMost Secular: 15,524thSafest: 15,629thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,649thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,680thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,027thMost Efficient Economies: 21,538th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, the entire entry for Grea Kriopia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, people say chess victor Sophia Augusta Renee can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Grea Kriopia, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : Grea Kriopia lodged a message on the The Order of the Grey Wardens Regional Message Board.
  • : Grea Kriopia lodged a message on the The Order of the Grey Wardens Regional Message Board.

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