The Lucky Llama of Grea Kriopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.841 billion Kriopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth 432 trillion Golden Krions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,215 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All beauty contests have been banned, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 83,884^th in the world and 66^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Populations, with 2.84 billion Capita.