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The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins

“Totum humanum genus, unum humanum genus, in aeternum un”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific


Great and Glorious Martese Unionins

Population13.059 billion

CapitalThe Grand City of Marta
LeaderGrand Imperatrix

CurrencyMartese Aurelii
AnimalSexy silver eagle of Unity

The Pariah of Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Imperatrix with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 13.059 billion Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand City of Marta. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 2,143 trillion Martese Aureliis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,144 Martese Aureliis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, Air Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is rumored to receive more government funding than the Unionist Air Force, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great and Glorious Martese Unionins's national animal is the Sexy silver eagle of Unity, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great and Glorious Martese Unionins is ranked 144,305th in the world and 6,577th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 31.44 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 368thMost Influential: 607thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,587thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,936thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,007thMost Developed: 5,026thMost Stationary: 5,105thSafest: 5,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,286thBest Weather: 5,510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,525thLargest Governments: 5,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,362ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,406thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,495thHealthiest Citizens: 6,691stHighest Economic Output: 6,714thSmartest Citizens: 7,480thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,248thMost Cultured: 8,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,870thLowest Crime Rates: 8,921stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,695thMost Efficient Economies: 9,894thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,949thMost Secular: 12,795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,958thLargest Populations: 17,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,064thNudest: 20,362nd
Most Stationary: 107th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 193rd in the regionMost Influential: 208th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 238th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionSafest: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 288th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 295th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 301st in the regionBest Weather: 303rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 305th in the regionMost Developed: 307th in the regionLargest Governments: 309th in the regionLargest Populations: 333rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 383rd in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 426th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 434th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 476th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 477th in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 490th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 501st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 507th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 520th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 539th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 569th in the regionMost Secular: 699th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 814th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 314 » Yaorozu, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, The Teddy, Ermarian, Venezuelia, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Felpolandia, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Highton Islands, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Xentherida, Choistan, Calamazo, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Alice Gardens, The United Chase States, SORT, Cloydicia, New Chilokver, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Puczovska, ZimRobwe, Koda-Land, Diodone, Corfad, Dadastan Archipelago, Yukti, Humptalumpta, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, The Syca, Ice and Tinian, Ilisseia, and 264 others.Staniel, The Iron Lions, Guyomartand, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Unsophisticate, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, Pleroma Sans Romans, Atain, Phoronu, The Austro Germanic Union, Zyvetskistaahn, Arimbia, Shibutani, Sea Ghost, Govornia, Viridiann, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, United Draconia, Soviet Terran, Empy, Free Culture, The Galactic Triumvirate, Whereisthatistan, The Gamer Party, Zeternia, New Trisone, Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Maott, Cinnibar, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, Zeno-sama, Wilkshire, Fizban, Rosewood-, Kobagia, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Rhein States, New Pruessen, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, Arstungry, Gurou, Niradans, Potatolandium, Votak Matim, Itallitopia, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, Cool game nation, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, Asgardira, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Bearical, Ninjak30, Warsaw-Halicz, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Joodey, Egalico, Solmetria, Neo Colorado, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Abject Ludicrosity, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Ajibola, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wisconsota, PotatoFarmers, New Octicarg, Vernest Quill, Tellavinna, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Eteles, Tachycardia, Serendipita Martia, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Pazair, Dabarastan, Nordic-British Union, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Cape Flower, Ravendi, Socialist Kingdoms of Scania, Interdimensional Zone, Fraguale Cothe, Easternryke, Nationeer, Castle Federation, Palgo, Yun Empire, Anungu, Terban Kedah, The Navy Blue, Vathnutum, Toshavo III, Greater Chimeran Union, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Cobleck Weleis, Arlens Apartment, Lungha, Hamerica, East Akra, Fayyayid, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Praeceps, Valatic Ash, Freyford, Woodsend, Hyphen, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, Lucedeia, The World Capitalist Confederation, Jellies Island, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Olofin, Xyrron, The Endless Eventide, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Logovets, Prevaland, Crader, Nova Arcania, Nisastria, Irishvan, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aeolist, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Avastate, Yokciq Empire, Unshleepd, Greater New America, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Californian Redwood, The Empire of the Federation, Rescadra, Singamadri, Miamington, Wolvenland, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Alyrria, Saperisole, Hopsin, Sikol, Aoncarpa, Westinor, Eurasian Foederatio, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Zzozona, Plutayah, Veast, Termathe, Daulatpur, Ravenwan, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Ofrettia, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Mimia, Seanat, Innocentic, Simone Republic, Libertania Democratica, Arbor Marshes, Planes, Brucklania, Pizza Squared, Arichia, Gunits, Armandlandia, Soughts Souble, Damsmel, Borsukia, Kocherian, Pokemanland, New Jamgra, West Camerica, Loptous, The New Cordian Empire, Estandarte, Madjack, Irunjarai, Energi Empire, Eschatosia, Nolan Burg, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, SCP Faudation, Franklin Jacksons Canada, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Eslatani, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Pictus, Eastern Cous Empria, Porotia, Ultra777, Andexia, Ihsan, El Emayo, Great Vritania, Maynilan, Dechire par la Guerre, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Moszce-Walvard, and Yorkshirely.

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