The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Irelandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Maud III with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.568 billion Great Britain and Irelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of York. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Britain and Irelandian economy, worth 569 trillion British pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,628 British pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural Great Britain and Irelandians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, and the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britain and Irelandia's national animal is the Tea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Church of the divine tea.

Great Britain and Irelandia is ranked 15,520^th in the world and 23^rd in Lands End for Largest Governments, scoring 32.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.