The Glorious People's Republic of Great Britons is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.036 billion Britons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Great Britonsian economy, worth 121 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,866 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, vaccinations are mandatory, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and Britons believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britons's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Great Britons is ranked 7,833^rd in the world and 192^nd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 73.99 flags saluted per person per day.