The Empire of Great Franland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nolan Teysseyre with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 2.009 billion Great Franlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frief. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Great Franlandian economy, worth 175 trillion Frals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,161 Frals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Franland's national animal is the Brenick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicity.

Great Franland is ranked 117,892^nd in the world and 7^th in Antraland for Most Authoritarian, with 860.85 milliStalins.