The Theocracy of Great Kekistan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.557 billion Great Kekistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Kekistanian economy, worth 792 trillion talons a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,639 talons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 732,165 per year while the poor average 15,218, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Kekistan's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Kekistan is ranked 4,994^th in the world and 136^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 83.95 flags saluted per person per day.