The Federal Republic of Great Lothian is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by BlockBuster2K43 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.736 billion Great Lothianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Environment, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District of Melvar. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Lothianian economy, worth 544 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,784 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Lothian's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cake Supremacy.

Great Lothian is ranked 204,859^th in the world and 3,264^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.76 Atheism Rate.