Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Negotiator
Location: Austin Texa storage
Population | 483 million |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | crocodile |
The Emirate of Greater Easianivestopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 483 million Greater Easianivestopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Greater Easianivestopian economy, worth 23.2 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,953 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the youth of today are literally shaped by big business, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Easianivestopia's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Greater Easianivestopia is ranked 152,238th in the world and 8th in Austin Texa storage for Largest Black Market, with 1.05 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Easianivestopia's influence in Austin Texa storage rose from "Ambassador" to "Negotiator".
- : Greater Easianivestopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, the youth of today are literally shaped by big business.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Easianivestopia, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.