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The Monarchy of Greater Eireann

“God Will Provide Us Liberty and Salvation”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

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Greater Eireann

Population8.024 billion

CapitalNew Byzantium
LeaderVeia O'Dalaigh
FaithEireannian Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyGuinness
AnimalEastern Screech Owl

The Monarchy of Greater Eireann is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Veia O'Dalaigh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.024 billion Eireannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Byzantium. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eireannian economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion Guinnesses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 285,826 Guinnesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Eireann's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eireannian Orthodox Christianity.

Greater Eireann is ranked 72,358th in the world and 15th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Pro-Market, scoring 51.33 on the Rand Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 264thSafest: 629thSmartest Citizens: 857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 900thMost Developed: 958thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,105thMost Devout: 1,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,153rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,190thHealthiest Citizens: 1,273rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,461stLowest Crime Rates: 1,508thMost Cultured: 1,585thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,661stLargest Governments: 1,667thNicest Citizens: 1,771stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,989thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,220thMost Pacifist: 2,250thHighest Average Incomes: 2,277thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,588thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,012thBest Weather: 3,583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,825thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,474thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,752ndHighest Economic Output: 6,158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,846thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,409thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,180thMost Politically Free: 13,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,269thMost Influential: 15,920thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,321st
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Guinness battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Greater Eireann was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.

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