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The Small Loli Girl of Greater Felter

“Unite, Work, Live, Peace, Prosper, Give” Marcy Sky

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: The East Pacific


Greater Felter

Population1.297 billion

LeaderMarcy Sky

CurrencySilver Tear

The Small Loli Girl of Greater Felter is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marcy Sky with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.297 billion Lolis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lentelf. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 159 trillion Silver Tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,980 Silver Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, military funding has been stripped back, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Felter's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oiroism.

Greater Felter is ranked 77,412th in the world and 3,522nd in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 19.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Pacifist: 2,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,859thMost Inclusive: 3,501stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,527thNicest Citizens: 3,739thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,834thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,020thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,874thLowest Crime Rates: 5,997thSafest: 6,472ndMost Developed: 6,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,679thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,833rdLargest Governments: 7,393rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,610thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,767thMost Cultured: 9,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,357thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,723rdSmartest Citizens: 9,839thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,200thBest Weather: 10,524thHealthiest Citizens: 11,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,568thHighest Drug Use: 16,768th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 125th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 187th in the regionSafest: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 268th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 282nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 303rd in the regionBest Weather: 323rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 353rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 516th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 543rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 590th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 629th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 656th in the region

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