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The Kingdom of Greater Fireland

“BY the people, FOR the people!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Union of Allied States


Greater Fireland

Population1.938 billion

LeaderHaakon Magnus


The Kingdom of Greater Fireland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Haakon Magnus with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.938 billion Firegians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firegian economy, worth 147 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,201 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Fireland's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Greater Fireland is ranked 217,794th in the world and 45th in Union of Allied States for Most Primitive, scoring -170.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 7,780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,221stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,923rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,418thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,706thNicest Citizens: 12,097thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,601stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,157thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,476thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,118thBest Weather: 17,135thMost Inclusive: 19,169thMost Developed: 19,765thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,962ndMost Beautiful Environments: 22,394th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Chokoku, Ywak Brasil, Cappedore, Darusia, Gradanon, Gyenastan, Gorigistan, Staine, New Shizal, and SUN FIRE NATION.

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