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The Autocratic Imperium of Greater Kaiserland

“For the Kaiser!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Greater Kaiserland

Population2.403 billion

LeaderKaiser Adolphus IV
FaithHorrendous Opression


The Autocratic Imperium of Greater Kaiserland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Adolphus IV with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.403 billion Kaiserlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Kaiserlandian economy, worth 394 trillion KaiserMarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,969 KaiserMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kaiserland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Horrendous Opression.

Greater Kaiserland is ranked 124,704th in the world and 5,810th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 28.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 851stMost Influential: 1,256thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,051stLowest Crime Rates: 3,484thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,579thHealthiest Citizens: 3,892ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,414thBest Weather: 5,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,515thMost Developed: 5,516thLargest Governments: 5,796thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,876thMost Authoritarian: 5,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,634thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,050thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,161stSmartest Citizens: 9,227thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,873rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,978thMost Efficient Economies: 10,024thMost Cultured: 10,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,675thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,939th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 179th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 213th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 271st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 282nd in the regionLargest Governments: 285th in the regionBest Weather: 288th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 333rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 342nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 347th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 349th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 357th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 410th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 444th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 494th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 503rd in the regionMost Influential: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 510th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 526th in the regionMost Cultured: 533rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 541st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 561st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 594th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 603rd in the regionMost Extreme: 631st in the region

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