Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Osiris
Population | 26.628 billion |
Capital | Miami |
Leader | PresLincolnDiazBalartVPIleanaRosLehtinen |
Currency | Pesos |
Animal | El Sinsonte |
The DemocraticCapitalistRepublic of Greater Miami Shores is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PresLincolnDiazBalartVPIleanaRosLehtinen with an even hand, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.628 billion Greater Miamian Hispanics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.
The thriving Greater Miami Shoresian economy, worth 926 trillion Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 34,796 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,135 per year while the poor average 6,059, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.
The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, school uniforms are compulsory, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greater Miami Shores's national animal is the El Sinsonte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Miami Shores is ranked 233,662nd in the world and 9,134th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 10 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Greater Miami Shores altered its national flag.
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".