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The Federal Republic Filipino of Greater Seludong

“ᜋᜃᜇᜒᜌᜓᜐ᜔᜵ ᜋᜃᜆᜂ᜵ ᜋᜃᜃᜎᜒᜃᜐᜈ᜔᜵ ᜀᜆ᜔ ᜋᜃᜊᜈ᜔ᜐ᜶”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Philippines

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Greater Seludong

Population1.941 billion

CapitalMaynila
LeaderGrace Poe

CurrencyFilipino Piso
AnimalFilipino Eagle

The Federal Republic Filipino of Greater Seludong is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grace Poe with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.941 billion Filipinos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 207 trillion Filipino Pisoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,951 Filipino Pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Greater Seludong has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, people say chess victor Grace Poe can kill you with mind-bullets, and Grace Poe's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Seludong's national animal is the Filipino Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Seludong is ranked 8,325th in the world and 10th in Philippines for Most Developed, scoring 90.88 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,996thBest Weather: 4,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,749thSafest: 5,065thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,656thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,921stMost Pacifist: 6,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,234thHealthiest Citizens: 6,315thMost Inclusive: 6,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,800thMost Developed: 8,325thLowest Crime Rates: 8,515thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,355thNicest Citizens: 9,618thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,909thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,014thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,905thSmartest Citizens: 12,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,899thMost Cultured: 19,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,133rd
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, Grace Poe's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, people say chess victor Grace Poe can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, Greater Seludong has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Filipino Space Agency.
  • : Greater Seludong voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Seludong, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.

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