Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The East Pacific
Population | 42.746 billion |
Capital | Mogadishu |
Leader | Aden Adde |
Faith | none |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | lion |
The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 42.746 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 26,722 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 625,140 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Greater Somalia, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
Greater Somalia is ranked 205th in the world and 4th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 248.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Greater Somalia.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
- : Greater Somalia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.