The Harp of Greater Uiopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Asdf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.646 billion Greater Uiopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typingtonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.1%.

The powerhouse Greater Uiopian economy, worth 679 trillion types a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 120,311 types, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Uiopia's national animal is the killer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cultism.

Greater Uiopia is ranked 162,397^th in the world and 26^th in Chessboard for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,418.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.