Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 4.712 billion |
Capital | MONG |
Leader | II-Ögedey Khan |
Faith | İSLAM |
Currency | Tugriki |
Animal | SCORPİON |
The Empire of GREATMONGOL is a massive, safe nation, ruled by II-Ögedey Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.712 billion GREATMONGOLians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MONG. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient GREATMONGOLian economy, worth 845 trillion Tugrikis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,365 Tugrikis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 634,897 per year while the poor average 36,587, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
The election for II-Ögedey Khan's office's janitor is heating up, slaves aren't half the men they used to be, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GREATMONGOL's national animal is the SCORPİON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is İSLAM.
GREATMONGOL is ranked 4,456th in the world and 75th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 86.64 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, slaves aren't half the men they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, the election for II-Ögedey Khan's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, aides are afraid to ask if II-Ögedey Khan wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in GREATMONGOL, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.