The United States of Greedomland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Metropolis Anderson with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.432 billion Greedomlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greedomland City. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Greedomlandian economy, worth 81.8 trillion Greedomlandian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,130 Greedomlandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The entire entry for Greedomland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', Metropolis Anderson has just been declared ruler of Greedomland in an international press conference, Christianity has been named as Greedomland's national religion, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greedomland's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Greedomland is ranked 80,294^th in the world and 475^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,475.18 Standard Monetary Units.