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The Federation of Green Africa

“Unity in Diversity”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Green Independent League

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Green Africa

Population5.496 billion

CapitalCarthage
LeaderTariq Bin-Farouk

CurrencyGA Dinar
Animaleagle

The Federation of Green Africa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tariq Bin-Farouk with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.496 billion Green Africans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carthage. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Green African economy, worth 601 trillion GA Dinars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,467 GA Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Green Africa, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Green African radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Africa's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Green Africa is ranked 220,538th in the world and 2nd in The Green Independent League for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -17.62 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 2,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,657thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,225thNicest Citizens: 4,282ndBest Weather: 4,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,922ndSafest: 5,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,447thHealthiest Citizens: 5,509thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,194thLowest Crime Rates: 6,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,274thMost Inclusive: 6,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,674thMost Cultured: 7,891stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,851stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,956thMost Developed: 9,381stSmartest Citizens: 10,063rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,547thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,900thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,254thMost Secular: 12,995thLargest Governments: 13,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,299thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,069thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,605th

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