The Green Color of Green Color is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 23.861 billion Green Colorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Green Colorian economy, worth 776 trillion greens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 32,544 greens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Green Color's national animal is the sea gull, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Green Color is ranked 216,271^st in the world and 1^st in Color Green for Nudest, with 99.25 cheeks per square mile.