Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: The United Mapgame Nations
Population | 7.667 billion |
Leader | Timmy |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Bald eagle |
The United States of Greenburgland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Timmy with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.667 billion Greenburglandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Greenburglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,297 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Timmy, the nation's smallest Bald eagleball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greenburgland's national animal is the Bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Greenburgland is ranked 205,261st in the world and 6th in The United Mapgame Nations for Most Stationary, with 41.9215356702 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greenburgland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Greenburgland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, the nation's smallest Bald eagleball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
- : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Timmy.
- : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Greenburgland approved the World Assembly proposal "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Greenburgland's influence in The United Mapgame Nations rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : The United Federation Republic of Dharmasya removed Executive authority from the WA Delegate Greenburgland in The United Mapgame Nations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Greater terran Commonwealth, Cryograd, and Graylands.