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The United States of Greenburgland

“By The People For The People”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The United Mapgame Nations

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Greenburgland

Population7.667 billion

LeaderTimmy

Currencydollar
AnimalBald eagle

The United States of Greenburgland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Timmy with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.667 billion Greenburglandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greenburglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,297 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Timmy, the nation's smallest Bald eagleball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greenburgland's national animal is the Bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Greenburgland is ranked 205,261st in the world and 6th in The United Mapgame Nations for Most Stationary, with 41.9215356702 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,103rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,308thLargest Governments: 7,368thMost Developed: 8,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,345thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,602ndSmartest Citizens: 12,182ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,609thLargest Mining Sector: 13,300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,415thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,730thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,317thMost Patriotic: 19,124thHighest Food Quality: 20,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,429thHighest Average Incomes: 21,717thSafest: 22,229thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,501stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,462ndHighest Economic Output: 24,731st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Average: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greenburgland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Greenburgland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, the nation's smallest Bald eagleball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Timmy.
  • : Following new legislation in Greenburgland, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
  • : Greenburgland approved the World Assembly proposal "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
  • : Greenburgland's influence in The United Mapgame Nations rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : The United Federation Republic of Dharmasya removed Executive authority from the WA Delegate Greenburgland in The United Mapgame Nations.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Greater terran Commonwealth, Cryograd, and Graylands.

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