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The Kingdom of Greenlund

“Like Greenland but you're more likely to die.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Greenlund

Population2.47 billion

CapitalQeqertarsuaq

CurrencyHide
AnimalPolar Bear

The Kingdom of Greenlund is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its lack of airports, enslaved workforce, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.47 billion Greenlundians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qeqertarsuaq. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.0%.

The very strong Greenlundian economy, worth 190 trillion Hides a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,012 Hides, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,734 per year while the poor average 21,791, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The libraries of Greenlund are staffed by lone, lonely librarians, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greenlund's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greenlund is ranked 836th in the world and 580th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 167 Valid Endorsements.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 836thTop
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Most Influential: 2,121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,454thFattest Citizens: 5,087thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,488thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,857thLargest Black Market: 9,695thMost Avoided: 11,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,246thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,806thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,920thLargest Retail Industry: 13,804thMost Conservative: 14,060th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 95th in the regionFattest Citizens: 170th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260th in the regionLargest Black Market: 272nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 303rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 448th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 486th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 498th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 511th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 676th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 167 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Siwale, Shibutani, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Zeternia, Koda-Land, Corfad, Sea Ghost, United Draconia, Shin-Hachioji, Wodan, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetPunk, Universal State Formula, Empy, Buckerino, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Sunto, Kwaj, Sacrento, Atain, Former English Colony, Holy Oranz, Q w e r t y, Guslantis, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Pallaith, Hyperbanus, Malta Comino Gozo, Sil Dorsett, Maott, Moubarakistan, Suicidistan, Kulgatha, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, Diodone, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Kobagia, The Iron Lions, The Pantheons, and 117 others.The Rhein States, Highton Islands, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, Great Bights Mum, Bananaaaaa, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Valhalla123, Spartoptia, SORT, General COE, Niradans, Babacar, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Amauri, Dreadton, Cloydicia, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Sheldanada, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Lunallian, Warsaw-Halicz, Black Templares, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, The South Falls, Yukti, Unsophisticate, New Eleria, Steraz, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Alunya, Ainsworth, Ozstan, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Joodey, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, The Discipled, Trillius, Acrabinnia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Haor Chall, Ejhsa, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Helia Geopes, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Elder Realms, Eriadni, Miruma, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Loutsland, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Orado, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Penrith, Cuyan, Alsace and Lorraine United, Daiz, Runeda, Princely Irbis, Lindsaystan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wisconsota, Boylstinian, and Juggernautilus.

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