Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Region of Pointless Existence
Population | 10.373 billion |
Capital | Limea |
Leader | Governor Grenville Whiteson |
Faith | First Church of Greennwhite |
Currency | Greenback Dollar |
Animal | Greennwhite Dragon |
The Archives of GreenNwhite is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Grenville Whiteson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.373 billion Grenwhits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limea. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Greennwhitish economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Greenback Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,494 Greenback Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GreenNwhite's national animal is the Greennwhite Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is First Church of Greennwhite.
GreenNwhite is ranked 248,326th in the world and 2nd in Region of Pointless Existence for Most Stationary, with 19.56503608948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : GreenNwhite's influence in Region of Pointless Existence rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : GreenNwhite's influence in Region of Pointless Existence rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : GreenNwhite's influence in Region of Pointless Existence rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : GreenNwhite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : GreenNwhite's influence in Region of Pointless Existence rose from "Zero" to "Eminence Grise".
- : GreenNwhite relocated from Lazarus to Region of Pointless Existence.
- : GreenNwhite altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in GreenNwhite, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in GreenNwhite, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in GreenNwhite, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".