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The United Socialist Republics of Gregenia

“Youth, Power and Sacrifice” Supreme Director Nikolai Kalinski

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Imperial Entente



Population1.978 billion

LeaderSupreme Director Nikolai Kalinski

AnimalSiberian Cat

The United Socialist Republics of Gregenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Director Nikolai Kalinski with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.978 billion Gregenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golangrad. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gregenian economy, worth 166 trillion Nuggets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,120 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, Supreme Director Nikolai Kalinski spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and the government funds large training centres to turn Siberian Cats into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gregenia's national animal is the Siberian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Gregenia is ranked 24,679th in the world and 4th in Imperial Entente for Smartest Citizens, with 53.43 Quips Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,793rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,936thBest Weather: 12,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,106thMost Inclusive: 13,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,660thHealthiest Citizens: 14,666thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,402nd
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

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