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The Phantom Blood of Grimsby town

“GOODBYE, JOJO” Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific


Grimsby town

Population4.298 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III
FaithStar Platinum


The Phantom Blood of Grimsby town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.298 billion Jobros are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morioh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimsby townian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion ROAD ROLLER DAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 261,573 ROAD ROLLER DAS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,404,354 per year while the poor average 2,941, a ratio of 817 to 1.

It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Grimsby townian politicians, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grimsby town's national animal is the Stand, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Star Platinum.

Grimsby town is ranked 1,672nd in the world and 32nd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,547.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 301stMost Armed: 359thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 422ndRudest Citizens: 448thFattest Citizens: 467thHighest Crime Rates: 543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 657thMost Avoided: 690thLargest Gambling Industry: 715thLargest Retail Industry: 786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 968thMost Secular: 1,200thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,258thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,597thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,664thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,706thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,948thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,312thMost Efficient Economies: 2,511thHighest Average Incomes: 2,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,088thLargest Mining Sector: 3,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,792ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,849thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,933rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,126thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,103rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,540thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,405thLargest Black Market: 14,678thHighest Economic Output: 14,785thMost Influential: 14,958thLargest Governments: 15,520thSmartest Citizens: 15,857thHighest Drug Use: 18,332nd
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 316th in the regionLargest Black Market: 385th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 411th in the regionLargest Governments: 419th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 444th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 620th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 828th in the region

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