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The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population5.553 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderPremier of the GSI
FaithNeo Marxism-Leninism

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier of the GSI with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.553 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,613 trillion Grossvietnam Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 470,567 Grossvietnam Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", rumour has it Premier of the GSI needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo Marxism-Leninism.

Grossvietnam is ranked 14,374th in the world and 441st in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,705.05 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 323rdHighest Average Incomes: 373rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 380thHighest Poor Incomes: 425thLargest Agricultural Sector: 537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 700thLargest Black Market: 755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 839thMost Armed: 900thMost Subsidized Industry: 969thMost Efficient Economies: 1,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,307thMost Influential: 1,485thLargest Governments: 1,549thSmartest Citizens: 1,863rdMost Developed: 2,009thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,252ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,271stLowest Crime Rates: 2,583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,831stMost Inclusive: 2,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,319thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,675thHighest Economic Output: 5,102ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,507thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,797thMost Secular: 5,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,564thMost Cultured: 8,119thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,265thHealthiest Citizens: 11,799thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,374thHighest Drug Use: 18,207thMost Stationary: 19,008th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 79th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th in the regionMost Secular: 226th in the regionMost Stationary: 285th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 337th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 393rd in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 441st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 671st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 676th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 683rd in the region

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