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The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population6.006 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderPremier of the GSI
FaithNeo Marxism-Leninism

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier of the GSI with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.006 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,879 trillion Grossvietnam Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 479,456 Grossvietnam Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The true length of the coastline of Grossvietnam may never be measured, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo Marxism-Leninism.

Grossvietnam is ranked 1,555th in the world and 58th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 61,492 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209thLargest Information Technology Sector: 312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 314thHighest Average Incomes: 372ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 637thLargest Black Market: 696thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 756thMost Armed: 874thMost Subsidized Industry: 999thMost Efficient Economies: 1,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,327thLargest Governments: 1,436thMost Influential: 1,555thSmartest Citizens: 1,757thMost Developed: 1,807thRudest Citizens: 2,132ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,469thLargest Retail Industry: 2,580thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,796thMost Inclusive: 2,923rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,532ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,593rdMost Secular: 4,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,219thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,434thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,569thHighest Economic Output: 4,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,712thMost Cultured: 7,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,934thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,556thMost Stationary: 18,238thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,042ndHighest Drug Use: 21,374th
Highest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionMost Inclusive: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 133rd in the regionMost Secular: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 180th in the regionMost Cultured: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 212th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 299th in the regionLargest Populations: 372nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 420th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 633rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 647th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Grossvietnam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, the true length of the coastline of Grossvietnam may never be measured.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Grossvietnam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Grossvietnam, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 159 » The Death Syndicate, Osterreich und Ungarn, Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, New Terabithia, Libertanny, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Wiranath, Talitoa, Headpat Central, United China Nation, The Underwood Industrial Empire, British Calradia, BearStackof2015, H-Zhena, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Dreamersistan, The Solar Ottomans, Axdel, Brotherland, Imperial Akatsuki, Kangarawa, A Slanted Black Stripe, VW53Aland, Lyontisia, Amjedia, Liberstankonia, Rhealaliit, Republic of Berzerkistan, Wanabe, Bai Lung, Drunken Seal Islands, CopyCato, ReeK, Elejamie, Freedom Fascists, Lanagon, Kelsyth, Kaigi, Unger under over, The Empire of Rijelv, Galve, Squid Ruinosa, Hizuru, Dark Edgyness, Wizardonia, Roliganistan, Bakaworld, Chubaka, Propwash, and 109 others.Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Adolanta, Neruch, Adavan, Kucia, Pekweng, New Leganes, Endertopias, Mundiferrum, Dragonia, Kriov, Broengtopia, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Tshana, Socialist Holy American Empire, Akorial, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Matdor, The Green Blade, Joundia, Impia Aghte, Aeljae, Under Sea Desert, Sansangra, Kublam, Enlil, Slys Paws, Federated States of Zootron, Abtracnt, Zang0, Ridann, Lantros, Urimel, La xinga, Bytes, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Servants of Gizmo, Davinhia, East Malaysia, Trimmania, Marrabuk, The Militarius Imperium, Goodnamesarerare, Tawuse, Am Echad, Martonica, Plazland, Taurora, Kilkire, Kalaratri, Evrigenis, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Under Upper Antartica, God in the world, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Barfleur, Warren democracy, Calbee, FreedomIand, Ripsylvania, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Rohanland, Lingu, The Eternal Land of Jong, Belora Gyles, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Alderaciea, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Distro-Spartica, Grindoligarch, EnderShnovia, Quinto Piano, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Cellar Doors, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Modra, Layngderfleethe, Kosmanza, Yelkinam, Oofery, ArenaC, Chalan, ParaSymmetry, Debluu, Monix, Amabilis, Azakhuland, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Oerkar, Neptunian Military Administration, Sunsistan, Kavanos, Neue Leipzig, and BuciLand.

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