The Democratic Republic of Grustaria Foxtowalor is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.364 billion Grustaria Foxtowalorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The all-consuming Grustaria Foxtowalorian economy, worth 333 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,501 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grustaria Foxtowalor's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grustaria Foxtowalor is ranked 303,111^th in the world and 4,188^th in Suspicious for Most Secular, with 4.79 Atheism Rate.