The Theocracy of Guan Shi Yin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GSY with a fair hand, and notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.342 billion Guan Shi Yinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pink Lotus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The very strong Guan Shi Yinian economy, worth 236 trillion Kindnesses a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 54,426 Kindnesses, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Kindnesses each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Guan Shi Yin's national animal is the White Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Guan Shi Yin is ranked 198,378^th in the world and 3^rd in Pink Lotus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.83 law-abiding acts per hour.