The Republic of Guanduchreedstan is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 5.796 billion Guanduchreedstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Guanduchreedstanian economy, worth 256 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,323 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guanduchreedstan's national animal is the squirrel.

Guanduchreedstan is ranked 46,045^th in the world and 1^st in Lands of the Ooga for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,055.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.