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The Dreamlands of Guer Aike

“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Guer Aike

Population1.546 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Dreamlands of Guer Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.546 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 86.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 428 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 277,325 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 1,218th in the world and 43rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 14,512.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69thMost Influential: 251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 828thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,026thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,218thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,841stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,885thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,104thLargest Black Market: 2,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,686thNudest: 3,741stMost Conservative: 4,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,773rdLargest Governments: 5,793rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,042ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,778thMost Authoritarian: 7,046thLowest Crime Rates: 7,344thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7,918thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,584thMost Efficient Economies: 10,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,270thMost Developed: 11,593rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,264thLargest Mining Sector: 14,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,661stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,119th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionNudest: 143rd in the regionMost Conservative: 279th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 283rd in the regionLargest Governments: 289th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 364th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 391st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 462nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 566th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 606th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 607th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 663rd in the regionMost Developed: 676th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 716th in the regionMost Extreme: 739th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 488 » Notyoutopia, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Corfad, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, Wilkshire, PlanetPunk, Spartoptia, Kwaj, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Humptalumpta, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, Universal State Formula, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Dar es Saalam, Sinelona, New Bremerton, Vincone Cae, Wineclaw, Ethnon, New Lakemba, North Bratislava, Agharya, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Antiyard, Amauri, Alice Gardens, Newpromisedland, United Draconia, Arzenoa, Babacar, Aroa, Kasazzastan, Amerian States, Ara Antrizuls, Arimbia, Avemterra, British Bayonet, Breduria, Azzarel, and 438 others.Ausnakulia, Blackphir, BrightFutures, Former English Colony, Bonjoura, Beladev, Amestris-Britannia, The Iron Lions, Bananaaaaa, Sil Dorsett, Altivia, Votak Matim, Niradans, Central Ryal, Omnistria, Analomink, Ateala, Utopotia, Cloydicia, Choistan, Chukstik Illahi, Dreadton, Camarthen, Highton Islands, 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