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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Guer Aike

Population5.118 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.118 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,779 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 542,989 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cthulhu's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and billions of Souls are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 1,457th in the world and 90th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,784.86 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54thMost Valuable International Artwork: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88thMost Subsidized Industry: 92ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 166thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177thMost Influential: 210thHighest Average Incomes: 214thMost Corrupt Governments: 263rdMost Efficient Economies: 331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 363rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 435thHighest Poor Incomes: 448thMost Armed: 516thLargest Black Market: 582ndLargest Governments: 605thLowest Crime Rates: 782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 942ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,082ndSmartest Citizens: 1,176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,309thMost Developed: 1,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,785thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,957thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,058thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,076thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,151stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,110thMost Devout: 4,765thMost Cultured: 4,945thRudest Citizens: 5,280thHighest Economic Output: 5,357thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,007thNudest: 6,105thHealthiest Citizens: 6,355thMost Authoritarian: 10,048thMost Conservative: 10,936thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 13,031stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,152ndMost Stationary: 21,997th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 95th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionNudest: 198th in the regionMost Devout: 201st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 256th in the regionRudest Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 424th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 492nd in the regionMost Conservative: 501st in the regionMost Stationary: 630th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 632nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 827th in the regionMost Extreme: 871st in the region

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