“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The North Pacific
|Faith||The Order of Dagon|
The Dreamlands of Guer Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.546 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 86.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 428 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 277,325 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government seizes all major gold finds, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and politicians look weirdly alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The People's Republic of Eteles.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Russilina.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Palenhold.
- : Guer Aike was endorsed by The Community of The Strangers Club.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The Holy Empire of Zeleron.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The Empire of United UK-USA and Commonwealth Nations.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The Community of The Strangers Club.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The United Socialist States of The New Communist Republic Of States.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The United States of The republic of Skyrim.
- : Guer Aike endorsed The Empire of The Duck Tribe.
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