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The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific


Guer Aike

Population3.508 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.508 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 470,272 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Guer Aikean military, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 132,277th in the world and 5,971st in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 36.78 on the Rand Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 37thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145thMost Influential: 184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211thMost Subsidized Industry: 268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 360thHighest Average Incomes: 378thLargest Agricultural Sector: 403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 468thMost Armed: 722ndMost Efficient Economies: 741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 754thLargest Black Market: 889thLargest Governments: 1,215thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,488thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,628thLowest Crime Rates: 1,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,986thTop
Most Developed: 2,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,127thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,259thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,344thSmartest Citizens: 2,352ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,885thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,568thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,951stRudest Citizens: 3,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,349thLargest Mining Sector: 5,620thNudest: 5,711thMost Conservative: 7,003rdMost Cultured: 7,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,805thHighest Economic Output: 9,387thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,590thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,128thMost Devout: 13,121stHealthiest Citizens: 18,378th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 144th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 200th in the regionRudest Citizens: 217th in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 292nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 369th in the regionMost Cultured: 371st in the regionMost Conservative: 417th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 427th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 550th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 560th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 617th in the regionMost Stationary: 808th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 921st in the region

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