by Max Barry

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The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde XLII

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Carrot Warehouse

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Guinea Pig Horde XLII

Population1.696 billion

Currencyguilder
Animaltiger

The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde XLII is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 1.696 billion Guinea Pig Horde XLIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 33.2%.

The very strong Guinea Pig Horde XLIIian economy, worth 96.6 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,965 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde XLII's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea Pig Horde XLII is ranked 92,867th in the world and 35th in Carrot Warehouse for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 33.24 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,891stTop
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Safest: 18,595th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Guinea Pig Horde XLII, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.

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