Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Federation of Allies
Population | 9.377 billion |
Capital | T'laatuu |
Leader | Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung |
Faith | Sdáansaangaa |
Currency | Yáahl |
Animal | raven |
The Imperial Commonwealth of Guuj Xaat Kil is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.377 billion Haidas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'laatuu. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Guuj Xaat Kilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Yáahls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,264 Yáahls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A third of Haidas are e-certified CEOs, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guuj Xaat Kil's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sdáansaangaa.
Guuj Xaat Kil is ranked 267,387th in the world and 8th in Federation of Allies for Most Stationary, with 12.22754078548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil relocated from Balder to Federation of Allies.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil was refounded in Balder.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil ceased to exist in Federation of Allies.
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Guuj Xaat Kil's influence in Federation of Allies rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".