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The Imperial Commonwealth of Guuj Xaat Kil

“Xaadas Tlagáay t'álg hlan-gwáay!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Federation of Allies

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Guuj Xaat Kil

Population9.377 billion

CapitalT'laatuu
LeaderEmperor Yahl Tlgunghung
FaithSdáansaangaa

CurrencyYáahl
Animalraven

The Imperial Commonwealth of Guuj Xaat Kil is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.377 billion Haidas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'laatuu. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guuj Xaat Kilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Yáahls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,264 Yáahls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A third of Haidas are e-certified CEOs, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Emperor Yahl Tlgunghung's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guuj Xaat Kil's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sdáansaangaa.

Guuj Xaat Kil is ranked 267,387th in the world and 8th in Federation of Allies for Most Stationary, with 12.22754078548 days.

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Most Devout: 6,226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,127thLargest Black Market: 10,282ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,904thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,561stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,989thHighest Economic Output: 18,557thHighest Average Incomes: 20,325thMost Developed: 20,356thMost Cultured: 22,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,155thLargest Retail Industry: 25,695thLargest Governments: 27,758th

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