The Protectorate of Guvinator is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.367 billion Guvinatorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Guvinatorian economy, worth 450 trillion Gold Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,788 Gold Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and edutainment video games are taking Guvinator's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guvinator's national animal is the Sunkissed Swordcrab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Guvinator is ranked 124,416^th in the world and 1^st in South Lebanon for Safest, scoring 75.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.