The Theocracy of Gvprtskni is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The humorless population of 307 million Gvprtskni are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Übertown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The all-consuming Gvprtskni economy, worth 27.1 trillion Lego Studs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,313 Lego Studs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, only those who apply can study applied maths, and card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gvprtskni's national animal is the Joker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gvprtskni is ranked 26,017^th in the world and 13^th in The Axis of Evil for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,998.97 Standard Monetary Units.