Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Ordo Imperialia
Population | 32.403 billion |
Capital | Star of Progress |
Leader | Avakael |
Faith | Cruor |
Currency | Halicarnassus |
Animal | White Phoenix |
The New Cruor Federation of Gym class hero is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 32.403 billion Heroes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Star of Progress. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.
The very strong Gym class heroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,285 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,527 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gym class hero's national animal is the White Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cruor.
Gym class hero is ranked 10,157th in the world and 52nd in Ordo Imperialia for Most Stationary, with 2,339.4671832956 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gym class hero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Gym class hero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Gym class hero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
- : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, cities in Gym class hero declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, sex changes are routinely performed at Gym class hero's hospitals.