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The New Cruor Federation of Gym class hero

“Hope Rides Alone”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Ordo Imperialia

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Gym class hero

Population32.403 billion

CapitalStar of Progress
LeaderAvakael
FaithCruor

CurrencyHalicarnassus
AnimalWhite Phoenix

The New Cruor Federation of Gym class hero is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 32.403 billion Heroes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Star of Progress. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The very strong Gym class heroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,285 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,527 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gym class hero's national animal is the White Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cruor.

Gym class hero is ranked 10,157th in the world and 52nd in Ordo Imperialia for Most Stationary, with 2,339.4671832956 days.

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Largest Populations: 3,377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,437thMost Stationary: 10,157thHighest Economic Output: 10,290thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,276thMost Influential: 17,857thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,805thSafest: 21,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,274th
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionSafest: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gym class hero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Gym class hero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Gym class hero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
  • : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, cities in Gym class hero declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gym class hero, sex changes are routinely performed at Gym class hero's hospitals.

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