The Theocracy of H C B P is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scourge Of Society with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.186 billion Hypoboreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat valley. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong H C B Pian economy, worth 225 trillion CatNips a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,924 CatNips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, pranking is an art form, and Scourge Of Society has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H C B P's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

H C B P is ranked 313,482^nd in the world and 3^rd in Anqeneng for Nudest, with 4 cheeks per square mile.