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The People's Republic of Habanan

“Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen” Sparax Epolonius Jr

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Habanan

Population4.568 billion

CapitalKazumri
LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.568 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 812 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 177,773 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 147,547th in the world and 7,581st in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 23.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 583rdMost Influential: 957thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,984thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,394thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,094thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,768thLargest Governments: 4,829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,946thHighest Average Incomes: 8,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,219thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,848thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,637thSmartest Citizens: 9,864thMost Devout: 11,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,782ndMost Cultured: 14,521stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,124thMost Developed: 16,347thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,404th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 195th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 232nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 339th in the regionMost Influential: 354th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 378th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 404th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 433rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 453rd in the regionMost Stationary: 486th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 495th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 501st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionMost Devout: 524th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 548th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 573rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 575th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 591st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 698th in the regionMost Cultured: 717th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 740th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.
  • : Habanan's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Habanan endorsed The Democratic Republic of Neworva.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 196 » Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Kelvaros Prime, Holy Oranz, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Puczovska, Pallaith, Acrabinnia, Sunto, Siwale, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, General COE, Xentherida, Kwaj, Corfad, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Unimaginable Doom, The Syca, Ice and Tinian, Eglise Sainte Eve, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ozstan, Frances Francis the First of France, Atain, Shibutani, Guslantis, Yukti, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, Q w e r t y, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, United Draconia, and 146 others.The Gamer Party, Kulgatha, New Trisone, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, The Austro Germanic Union, The Rhein States, Ostrolia, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Malta Comino Gozo, The Serdey Islands, Islamic Cali, Valhalla123, Spartoptia, AGoodPlace, Niradans, Newpromisedland, Amauri, Alice Gardens, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Minuda, Waupun Island, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Dreadton, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Lunallian, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, The South Falls, Unsophisticate, Steraz, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Alunya, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zemnaya Svoboda, Joodey, Egalico, Solmetria, Panama Coalition, Torakuen, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Orven, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Legendsland, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Camemas, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Penrith, Brettenia, Cuyan, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, Wisconsota, Juggernautilus, Lanterkint, New Octicarg, Orado, Duerrlewang, Tamgu, McMasterdonia, Miruma, The Stratosphere Islands, Delmak, Ponantine, Racoda, Tellavinna, Fizban, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Landnovia, U S Eh, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, Kranostav, Loli County, Germanic Araya, Abject Ludicrosity, Pazair, Phoeba, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Afcon, Neworva, and Parmovand.

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