The Matriarchy of Hacrela is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Svetlana with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.427 billion Hacrelans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mervale. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hacrelan economy, worth 547 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 159,804 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hacrela's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Hacrela is ranked 12,505^th in the world and 256^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 90.45 Atheism Rate.